(While cleaning up after dinner....and no, we didn't have any alcohol with dinner!)
Kristi: So, if you had to pick between me and you for President of the US, who would you pick?
Dan: Oh, me probably.
Kristi: Well, I'd pick me.
Dan: Based on your personality or your issues?
Kristi: I just don't want you to be president. You're way too hot-tempered for that gig.
Dan: Me?? Hot tempered??? You really think I'm that hot tempered that you wouldn't elect me president?
Kristi: Yeah! You get all yelly for no reason, like today you got all mad at me just because you were cleaning the bathroom.
Dan: GAARRHH!! (pause) I really don't think I'm that bad. You're acting like I beat you or something.
Kristi: I think you would if it was socially acceptable.
Dan: (very offended) What?? Are you serious!? You are being so dumb. I'm gonna punch you in the (almost says face, then realizes what he's saying) I mean, uh, oh crap!
Me: Haha!! See?? I win, I'm going to be the next president if it ever comes down to choosing between the two of us!
Dan: ::grumble grumble::